We brought you to our town on our pleasant, serene little planet. We helped bring you back to health with our magical healing S.P.U.G.ДR. DRAY: We found you unconscious and near-death in a valley not too far from here. Which is and isn't weird, considering the last time I saw it, it was blowing up.ДR. (gets up and looks outside a window) Wait, this looks like Planet Vegeta. ('DragonBall Z Abridged: Episode of Bardock' logo appears on the screen as 'Time Warp (Rocky Horror Picture Show)' by Richard O'Brien plays in the background)Д«ARDOCK: Uah! (wakes up and finds himself on a bed) (thinking) Am I in a bed? Does hell have beds? You'd think they'd have beds of spikes. Or so you'd think, if you didn't know a thing about merchandising! Hit it! (Freeza's Supernova collides with Planet Vegeta, causing it to explode into nothingness). NARRATOR: And so, with a macabre flash of blinding light, the howling laughter of a blood-parched tyrant echoing through his mind, so ends the tragic fate of Bardock. (fires the Supernova, which absorbs Bardock's blast)Д«ARDOCK: (thinking as multiple soldiers scream in terror) Ah, crapbaskets.

(Bardock charges up an energy blast)Д«ARDOCK: GO TO HELL! (throws the energy blast at Freeza)ДЇREEZA: See, that was my first guess. ZARBON: Mmm, and even if you told every single Saiyan, none of them would have even believed you.ДODORIA: And you never even got a chance to say goodbye to your son.Д«ARDOCK: (thinking) I have one of those? *gasps* Oh, God, I have two of those!ДЇREEZA: Consider this downsizing on a global scale! You can pick up your unemployment checks wherever you end up. (begins charging a Supernova from his finger)Д«ARDOCK: You don't. The grim punctuation to his warrior race.ДЇREEZA: You know, the funny thing is, Bardock, even if you had seen this coming, there's nothing you could have done about it. A lone renegade stands at the precipice of global annihilation. NARRATOR: A familiar scene plays before you. (cut to Bardock confronting Zarbon, Dodoria, and Freeza in space outside planet Vegeta) DragonBall, DragonBall Z, and DragonBall GT are all owned by FUNimation, Toei Animation, Fuji TV, and Akira Toriyama. KAISERNEKO: The following is a non-profit fan-based parody.

Dbz s episode 128 script